Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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