It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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