There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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