Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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