That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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