we're blogging at a bar
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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