And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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