I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Found your dick twin last night
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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