Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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