Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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