My first STD was from a foam party
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm both gender and math confused
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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