She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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