He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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