pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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