It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
there is glitter all over my balls
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