That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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