plz talk dirty to me
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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