did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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