no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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