it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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