She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There r osticjed everywhere
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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