North Korea, Best Korea!
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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