please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
The air taste purple.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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