I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I could fuck to npr.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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