You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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