the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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