there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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