It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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