i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
it's great music for shaving your balls
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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