'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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