His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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