Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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