i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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