He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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