Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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