i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I supernannyed him into submission
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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