I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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