I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
high people should be assigned attendants
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
