We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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