We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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