i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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