Your tits are I can't wait for
I want to make a zoo with you.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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