I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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