Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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