Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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