Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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