They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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