Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I think I sprained my soul last night
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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