Whod you bang
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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