it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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