love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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