U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
How external is "for external use only"?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
