I want to stick my p in your. b.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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