come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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