so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I believe in your delicious
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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